Kowabunga, Dude!

'''"Kowbunga, Dude!" is the 3rd song of the band's debut EP, Trust Me, I'm A Proctologist!.'''

Official Lyrics
[Verse 1]

So tasty, I made some popcorn from scratch

And now it's time to sit down and watch some T.V.!

Flip through the channels, find nothing

Resort to find a new show on, Netflix!

The source of my life's inspiration

Doctor Who and Sherlock and American Horror Story, Even The Walking Dead

I see those zombies when will they ever end?

You'd think they'd have run out food by now

Oh, No! the series has ended

What the fuck do I do with my life now

The series was cancelled I just want 1 more episode

I finally found my life's purpose

So I load my shotgun cock it back, Chugga, Chugga, Boom!

Let's fix this shit for real

I won't take no for an answer

Let's get our show back now!

[Chorus]

Chorus about how life isn't fair

Why can't the world revolve around me?

I can't take anymore

Fulfil my selfish fantasies

(Or I'll shoot you in the face)

[Verse 2]

This is a crime of passion

My passion for what was taken

Just like firefly didn't have to die

Even the movie left room for another series

So I'm so angry!

This was such a good series!

One of the best shows on TV!

How dare they take it away from me

And so I load my shotgun cock it back, Chugga, Chugga, Boom!

Let's fix this shit for real

I won't take no for an answer

Let's get our show back now!

[Chorus]

Chorus about how life isn't fair

Why can't the world revolve around me?

I can't take anymore

Fulfil my selfish fantasies

(Or I'll shoot you in the face)

[Bridge]

Why, Firefly, why?

Create a show this good just to kill it?

It never has it's chance to shine

And now hundereds will die

Many shots to the face

Obliterate, annihilate!

Bring it back you motherfuckers

Bring it back please and thank you

Many shots to the face

Obliterate, annihilate!

Bring it back you motherfuckers

Bring it back please and thank you

[Outro]

Hello Mr. Police man

No this is not a shotgun in my hand

What you mean, arrested for murder?

Arrested for murder...

Hello Mr. Police man

No this is not a shotgun in my hand

What you mean, arrested for murder?

Arrested for murder...