The Tale of Oswald Cobblepot

'''"The Tale of Oswald Cobblepot" is the tenth of 22 Christmas songs released on December, 2020. It was released on December 13th, 2020.'''

Official Lyrics
[Intro] Imma kidnap a billionaire, this is standard affair in this city I'm a freak with three fingers, raised by penguins I just wanna know what everyone else in this city already knows I've come after my birth-right, it's time I've got new goals in sight

[Verse 1] I'm a slippery tiny wide freak, a weirdo in the sewer It's time the world saw me for who I am Not afraid to get my hands dirty, so welcome to my sideshow I'll show Gotham that there's nowhere else quite like home

[Chorus] I am the greatest threat this city's ever known No, your ninja tricks they won't stop me (They won't stop me) No man dressed up in Batclothes could take on this nose Ninja tricks won't stop me, na na na na na na na na Batman, bitch

[Post-Chorus] I'll descend upon the land, umbrella in hand, standard affair in this city I control the gangs and criminal underworld (I must) I'm gonna become mayor, I'll shape this world in my name Nothing, no cat or bat or street rat can't stop me

[Verse 2] Oswald Cobblepot, I have finally learned my name My parents dead but a moral high ground I will take So merry Christmas Gothamites, your gift it shall be me The greatest freak you've ever seen, hogging your TV

[Chorus] I am the greatest threat this city's ever known No, your ninja tricks they won't stop me (They won't stop me) No man dressed up in Batclothes could take on this nose Ninja tricks won't stop me, na na na na na na na na Batman, bitch

[Breakdown] Oh shit, it can not be Does it have to be me? I see the costumed freak Na na na na na na na na, Batman, bleh