Die Hard is a Christmas Film

'''"Die Hard is a Christmas Film" is the third of 22 Christmas songs released on December, 2020. It is the first song not to be a cover of other artists on this 22 song release. It was released on December 6th, 2020.'''

Official Lyrics
[Intro] Welcome to the party, Pal

[Verse 1] Every fucking year it's the same debate Have I got the right to watch Bruce Willis on Christmas day? It drives me insane, fuck the politics The only thing defining Christmas is the date

By definition then it's as festive as you get There is nothing more festive than a man crawl through a vent So leave your taxi driver outside to never interfere Christmas time at Nakatomi Plaza is here

[Chorus] We are running out of time The vault is nearly open The weather outside is frightful Dum da dum, delightful

Wrap a hose pipe around your waist There is no time to waste Jump off the roof with Christmas cheer John McClane is here

[Verse 2] How can you doubt this authenticity? It's heartwarming A tale of good shooting evil in the face How can you say this isn’t Christmassy? Are you stupid? The amount of Christmas references is obscene

But the real reason I insist on watching this is not up for debate It’s either Die Hard or The Great Escape How can it compare with this genius for real though? “Now I Have A Machine Gun. HO-HO-HO”

[Chorus] We are running out of time The vault is nearly open The weather outside is frightful Dum da dum, delightful

Wrap a hose pipe around your waist There is no time to waste Jump off the roof with Christmas cheer John McClane is here

[Outro] Oh, yippy-ki-yay motherfucker