If You Can't Stand The Heat, Get Out Of The Microwave!

This is the 2nd track of the band's debut EP Trust Me I'm A Proctologist!.

Official Lyrics
[Intro]

Oh! I know, I've reached the end!'''

[Verse 1]

I am the deliverer

Of many different kinds of words

Sometimes profanity about humanity

This isn't fair I want this to end'''

Or sometimes I will talk about myself

Like I'm the god of music

You never put your faith on me

Look at me standing proud'''

Now get on your knees and suck my dick bitch!

And now I, scream a load of words too fast for you to understand

What bullshit I have written on this page

And you will be really impressed

It's time to say another load of words fast

And slow down to have a break'''

Scream a load of words too fast for you to understand

What bullshit I have written on this page

And you will be really impressed

It's time to say another load of words fast

And slow down to have a break'''

[Chorus]

There is no creativity in any of these lyrics

Sometimes I dug a hole to deep

And sometimes I need to scream'''

And so for some reason I blame this on you

Why? I don't have a clue

It just makes sense If I do'''

[Verse 2]

I am so sad and depressed

And my parents never loved me

I'll carry on screaming about this topic

And you'll adore me'''

Write about cutting yourself because it's cool I think

You're just a bunch of fucking hypocrites, and I hate you

Breakdown (Breakdown)

This is a breakdown (Breakdown)'''

[Chorus]

There is no creativity in any of these lyrics

Sometimes I dug a hole to deep

And sometimes I need to scream'''

And so for some reason I blame this on you

Why? I don't have a clue

It just makes sense If I do'''

[Bridge]

I am going fucking crazy

And I'm gonna eat a badger snake

Yes I said a fucking badger snake

What you gonna do? I said I'm gonna eat a fucking badger snake!'''

[Outro]

This is the last breakdown

Euurggghh Reeeeeee

This is the last breakdown'''

The slower the heavier

The slower the heavier'''