Yule Be Disappointed This Chuggmas

"Yule Be Disappointed This Chuggmas" is the second Christmas single by them which released on 18th of December 2018.

Official Lyrics
[Intro] What the fuck can you buy with five pounds?

It's that time of year again Where the hoards of a thousand clueless men Go to boots and ask a shop assistant for Shopping advice

[Verse 1] Well, Quelle surprise It's the Christmas temp for me! Why the fuck do we all agree To buy a present for somebody

That we wouldn't even look at in the street It's like deal or no deal where everyone's a loser A pointless gift 'cause I'm never gonna use ya Is it a brush? Is it a cat? Am I too late to ask for my fiver back?

[Chorus] So here we go Five pounds down the rabbit hole What will I emerge with? (What will I emerge with!?) I don't know

[Verse 2] Right, so let's get started on this human game of "guess who?" She's got him and he's got her and that guy's got you You look upset now, but you must accept that You'll want to know who you can trust and who'll decept ya

It doesn't take Scooby Doo To work out which moron got you That fridge magnet from Bristol Zoo Or that book wrote by that cunt from blue

[Chorus] So here we go Five pounds down the rabbit hole What will I emerge with? (What will I emerge with!?) I don't know

But it's work tradition Every god-damn Christmas What will I emerge with? I don't know

[Bridge] Now it's time for the main event Company credit card, not a penny spent Anticipation fills the room And then it gets to you

What the fuck? A Lynx Africa gift box Are you fucking shitting me?

[Chorus] So here we go Five pounds down the rabbit hole What will I emerge with? I don't know

But it's work tradition Every god-damn Christmas What will I emerge with? I don't know

[Outro] Chuggalos, ha ha ha Merry fucking Chuggmas ChuggaBoom! wishes you The greatest new year

Whatever you do motherfuckers, Don't buy your friends shit presents But if you don't like somebody Buy them Lynx Africa, that's the moral of the fucking story

Shout out to wish.com, motherfuckers