Fat Guy In A Little Coat (Acoustic)

'''"Fat Guy In A Little coat (Acoustic)" is the ninth of 22 Christmas songs released on December, 2020. It's the first acoustic song the band released. It was released on December 12th, 2020.'''

Official Lyrics
[Verse 1]

I'm either drunk high or about to die

I'm thinking can i survive the next 30 seconds of my life

I'm getting desperate, how did I end up in this mess

I'm always making bad decisions

I'm like a carnivore

I'm eating all of the herbivores

You're like a snail

Without it's trail, a party without a hat, ooh

[Chorus]

I don't like anything at all except for cupcakes and coffee

I feel like I'm getting sucked into a black hole whenever I talk to you

What have you done to me? Why can't I feel anything?

I know I suck but so do you, I hope you die very soon

[Verse 2]

Everything sucks, everything can get fucked

I hate the ground, I hate the sky, I hate the dirt inside my eye

Cause everything is super fucking lame

And everyone is always super fucking gay

Not that that's a problem I'm all for equality

I even signed up to support that campaign heforshe

We all get bullied left right and centre

Because everyone sucks and I hate them

Drunk high or about to die

I'm thinking can i survive the next 30 seconds of my life

I'm getting desperate, how did I end up in this mess

I'm always making bad decisions

[Chorus]

I don't like anything at all except for cupcakes and coffee

I feel like I'm getting sucked into a black hole whenever I talk to you

What have you done to me? Why can't I feel anything?

I know I suck but so do you, I hope you die very soon

[Outro]

I hope you die very soon

I'm either drunk, high or about to die