Awkward Erections

"Awkward Erections" is the 3rd song of the band's third EP, Trinity.

Official Lyrics
[Intro] Why now? Oh body fuck why now? You've been so well behaved, oh body fuck why now? She's gonna think I'm a freak pervert No! Why now? Oh body fuck why now?

[Verse 1] So I took her to the pics To see Schindler's list (Oh yeah, how did it go?) It was going kinda well until she tapped me on the leg "Is that smoke I can smell?" (Oh this is gonna be good)

The place lit up like blackpool pier And I came to terms with dying in here They said "Get out, find your nearest exit" But I got a bigger problem than brexit

[Pre-Chorus] Why now? Oh body fuck why now? You've been so well behaved, oh body fuck why now? She's gonna think I'm a freak pervert No! Why now? Oh body fuck why now?

[Chorus] Why does this always happen to me When I don't need it? Another case of life being unfair I swear it's nothing personal, oh, nevermind

[Verse 2] So I try to start thinking about something That'll get this modest tent to shrink So I wrack my brain for the worst things I've ever seen 10 pages deep in a search for naked pics of The Queen

I google roadkill, blue waffle and Madonna's teeth I've started doubting myself, maybe this is my thing

Oh wait, it's going down I think I might be good But then she grabs my hand and pulls me to my feet In silence, the three of us stood

[Chorus] Why does this always happen to me When I don't need it? Another case of life being unfair I swear it's nothing personal, oh, nevermind

[Bridge] Oh what a fuck up I should get this thing fucking locked up She's offering to blow it (Blow it, blow it) And I said, nothing and exploaded, oh!

[Chorus] Why does this always happen to me When I don't need it? Another case of life being unfair I swear it's nothing personal

[Chorus] Why does this always happen to me When I don't need it? Another case of life being unfair I swear it's nothing personal