My Kick Drums Have Been Triggered

"My Kick Drums Have Been Triggered" is the 3rd song of the band's second EP, Kevin.

Official Lyrics
[Verse 1]

Stop being a bitch, you're not a unique unicorn

No, the world doesn't revolve around you

Why are you so offended? Fuck it, I'm offended

That you find me offensive, stop bein' so defensive

This is the snowflake generation

Packed full of micro-agressions

We attack these issues head-on

Which if pretty good for a metalcore band

If your otherkin half is a fucking mouse

Then everything you say is lunacy

You're not a dragon, you're not a rock

You're not a motherfucking animal stop being an insufferable cock

Kids are being raised to think that other people give a shit

There's no bigger lie than "You're one of a kind"

And it's down to this that you think you're right

Take my advice and follow the Chugg Life

[Chorus]

There's such a tendency to seek some sort of sympathy

Please like my post and I won't cut myself tonight

So if you're easily offended, here's your trigger warning

[Verse 2]

This verse is censored, deemed too offensive when

We pitched this song to a label two days before release

And the suit at the table said we're part of the problem

Not being a bitch, but fuck you and your self rightcousness

Stop being a little meanie you meanie

We're not measuring peenies, mussolini

Put down your martini and dictate to me

The direction we should go down, bleh

Oh for fucks sake, I didn't even mention your weight, why the hell should I care that you're stuffing your face

With a motherfucking gallon of butter everyday (I fucking don't)

I'm not a fat-shaming, stigmatizing, xenophobic bigot, I'm under no obligation to affirm your life

It's your right, and that's fine, but it's mine to state that it's getting quite boring

[Chorus]

There's such a tendency to seek some sort of sympathy

Please like my post and I won't cut myself tonight

So if you're easily offended, here's your trigger warning

[Bridge]

Oh yeeaahh

This song might get us in a bit of trouble but us Chuggalos, we know what the real deal is

So if you actually think that I have time to waste on hating anyone

Then I've got a little song for you, to express how sorry I am that I hurt your precious feelings

Hey you, I don't give a fuck about you

So go and be a little bitch to

Someone else and go fuck yourself

Fuck you bitch

[Chorus]

There's such a tendency to seek some sort of sympathy

Please like my post and I won't cut myself tonight

So if you're easily offended, here's your trigger warning

[Outro]

(Trigger warning)

Trigger warning

Personnel

 * Levi Taurus - Lead vocals
 * Avira Caprica - Bass guitar
 * John Virgo - Lead guitars
 * xKRIOSx - Drums, percussion

Trivia

 * Levi says that they had to re-write the song 8 times because of its offensiveness, it was totally a pain in the ass.