Snitches Get Stitches (Santa's Spy)

'''"Snitches Get Stitches (Santa's Spy)" is the fourth of 22 Christmas songs released on December, 2020. It is the second song released that has a sub-title, first one being Ohana Means Family (You Bastard). It was released on December 7th, 2020.'''

Official Lyrics
[Verse 1] How does it feel to be alone? It's Christmas Eve You used to be sat up on that shelf (Sat up on that shelf) You won't go sneaking back to Santa Claus, you don't have anything to say No one gives a shit about you at the end of the day

Snitches get stitches but you're just a bitch, your creepy little beady gaze That follows as you walk away, I'm so glad you're no longer a craze How many times can I say that I've been well behaved? I've done everything my mother said I didn't even call her mean names

[Chorus] You watch me while I sleep, it's creepy Stop it, leave me alone (Stop it, leave me alone) You watch me beat my meat, it's creepy Stop it, leave me alone (Stop it, leave me alone)

[Verse 2] You've got no bones in your legs, so how could you even get around? Don't tell me that it's magic because I don't buy that shit There's nothing you can do to stop me getting what I've circled in the Argos catalog This year is my year

Snitches get stitches but you're just a bitch, your creepy little beady gaze That follows as you walk away, I'm so glad you're no longer a craze How many times can I say that I've been well behaved? I've done everything my mother said I didn't even call her mean names

[Chorus] You watch me while I sleep, it's creepy Stop it, leave me alone (Stop it, leave me alone) You watch me beat my meat, it's creepy Stop it, leave me alone (Stop it, leave me alone)

[Outro] Urghhh, I'll burn you alive, you will not survive I can not wait to see you die Urrrrrghh, you're off to elven hell There is no magic spell, just a lighter and deodorant

Bitch, with your floppy little hat, you will be tarred and black Scattered ashes under the Christmas Tree There will not be a funeral, because after all Snitches get stitches but they'll be no stitching you back together, bitch