Merry Chuggmas (song)

"Merry Chuggmas" is a single released by the band on December 16th, 2016.

Official Lyrics
[Intro]

(John) Deck the halls with boughs of holly

Fa la la la la la la, fuck you

(Levi) Let's go, yeaaaaaaaah

Merry Chuggmas bitches

2016 ChuggaBoom!

You wanna know where we've been?

It's been a struggle financially

But roll on 2017, urrrggh

[Verse 1]

I'm sick of this, shitty christmases where I never receive what I want in an empty stocking

And that's just a start of it

Packets of socks and many boxes deodorant like I'm a pre-pubescent child

I'd rather die than this

[Chorus]

We will never see Santa Claus again

This is the christmas revolution

We will never get another gift card

This is the christmas revolution

Christmas is about Levi Taurus

Gimme all o' your gifts I'm taking all your shit

Change the name to make it more relevant

This is Chuggmas bitch, Merry Chuggmas

[Breakdown]

Oh shit, motherchuggers, get your fuckin' axes

We're cutting all your christmas trees down

Ohhhhhhh yeah, fuckin' bleh

Ohhhhhhh no, bitch

[Verse 2]

I reject your fucking fairly lights and street light switching on ceremonies

With an X-Factor reject

Does anyone actually ever watch the Queenn's speech

Why the fuck's the great escape on

[Chorus]

We will never see Santa Claus again

This is the christmas revolution

We will never get another gift card

This is the christmas revolution

Christmas is about Levi Taurus

Gimme all o' your gifts I'm taking all your shit

Change the name to make it more relevant

This is Chuggmas bitch, Merry Chuggmas

[Outro]

Ho ho ho motherfuckers, fuck your Jingle Bells

What the fuck? Who thought this was a good idea?

John Virgo stop it now, I fucking hate christmas

Oh for fucks sake, can't we- oh fuck it alright fine

Everybody have a great fucking shitmas

And an even better new year

I hope you receive all of ChuggaBoom!'s merch in your stockin'

Why are you still listening

This is literally the worst thing we've ever done

And we covered fucking Justing Bieber and The Lonely Island

Fuckin' hell do something else, shit

Seriously go away

Trivia

 * This is the first known release that includes vocals from John Virgo.