Do You Even Lift, Bro?

'''"Do You Even Lift, Bro?" is the 4th song of the band's debut EP, Trust Me, I'm A Proctologist!'''

Official Lyrics
[Intro] Get Up! I said get up!

[Verse 1] I could be saying anything

And you'd be swearing on your mother's life, we're the best that's ever been

You'll but my t-shirts, we'll charge you for a meet up

This is easy as pie because the art has died

But I don't give a shit because who's in it for the pride?

It's easier to break into the industry

By resurrecting what's been and gone, give me the money

You bunch of motherfucking sluts

Let's head onto warped tour and hookup with my best friend, Dahvie

(Best friend Dahvie)

I nearly walked in on him licking 13 year old tits

Brush the weird aside, though he's crossing the line

I slap on some over-the-top makeup

The result is that i'm infinitely sexier

I chugg for days and I take money from you mugs for days

Living the good life while we suck your wallet dry

Screaming more 4-to-the-floor for this section of the verse

Zero inspiration so jump to a default topic from the emocore manual

Today's topic is feeling down or maybe alcohol issues

Speaking of issues, I have issues with issues

Too technical for me, they just need to chugg more

That's the key to heavy

[Chorus] This is the end of everything

'Cause I don't know what the fuck I'm singing

This is the end of you and me

'Cause now I'm a huge fucking celebrity

[Verse 2] I'm in with the big boys, woah step back I don't need a picture Ronnie Radke ain't got nothing on me But don't tell him I said that 'cause he'd probably kill me Well my rap game is far superior alone? Pah!

I'm just busy getting stone So hand me a throne so 'Cause I need you all to know I'm at the top of the food chain

Unless my label drops me, bleh!

Record label drops me!

I spend my days replying to tweets that are hating on me

So I send a picture of my middle finger

And that shit went more viral than the herpes

That Dahvie got shagging his teenage sister

[Chorus] This is the end of everything

'Cause I don't know what the fuck I'm singing

This is the end of you and me

'Cause now I'm a huge fucking celebrity

[Outro] Ring a ring o' roses, pocket full of posies, bitch!